stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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