I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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