Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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