I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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