White coat. Heels.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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