Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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