I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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