This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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