Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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