Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
it glows. i had to have it.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I think your dad took our porno
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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