Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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