How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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