? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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