That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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