what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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