hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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