you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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