Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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