whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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