Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Bang-toberfest begins!!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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