Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
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yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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