YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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