That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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