"it" just moved
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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