Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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