Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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