Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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