love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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