Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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