He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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