3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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