Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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