Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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