what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
