i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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