We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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