i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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