fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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