It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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