K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
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I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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