We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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