Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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