Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
