If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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