omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Come see our sink grown plant.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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