Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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