I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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