So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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