Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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