I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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