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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
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You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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