i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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