Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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