Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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