I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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