Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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